Splorn

Splorn is the first stage of the flanimal evolutionary line.

Description
The very earliest form of Flanimal life was Splorn - really nothing more than a liquidiloid membrane, but it possessed the ability to reproduce itself. It could simply divide into two. It could do this because ir had the building block of Flanimal life - a giant molecule called Dilopty Ribbidiloydo Nooflapid Happliassy Applyappalappalappalappa...

...Splorn, millions of years ago, multiplied and changed in many different ways. It doesn't do it any more. Not sure why. I heard it was guilt. Mumps, Squbs, Wobboid Mumps and Sprogs were common.