Splunge

The Splunge is a gelatinous red flanimal.

Description
Quite literally a bag of nerves. So utterly terrified of everything it splunges at birth. This causes both parents to do the same. There are one hundred types. I don't think you need one hundred types of Splunge. You could get rid of most of them. Pointless. In fact, it annoys me a little bit. What about you?