Plappavom

The Plappavom is a small, gelatinous Flanimal. It is yellow in colouration and has been noted to resemble a scrambled egg.

Description
This belgeulant flap of glunt has no mouth parts and so is unable to eat. It survives by gradually dissolving itself to provide energy for its bodily functions. Its only bodily function is looking around seeing what an utterly pointless and depressing existance it has. This means it lives quite a long time, making its life even worse. It gets smaller as it grows until it is just eyes. Eventually these dissolve too, and it is put out of its misery.